“People go to their place of worship and sit down comfortably, and think they must be Christians, when all the time all that their religion consists in, is listening to an orator, having their ears tickled with music, and perhaps their eyes amused with graceful action and fashionable manners; the whole being no better than [...]

As I’m stressin about classes that are about to begin in 3 days, I get this in an email:
January 14, 2010

Dear Toby,
Congratulations!

The final grades for the Fall 2009 term have been posted.  I am pleased to inform you that your grades have qualified you for the Dean’s List.  This honor is awarded to full time students [...]