No Sex Til September
by Pastor T on Jun 10th in Our Life
Ok, so last night Ria says to me, “my belly has been tight all day” and “it hurts when I walk” and “the baby has already dropped” and “I really don’t think I’m going to go another 6 weeks.” Well, she’s done this a couple of times and I’m guessing she knows her body better than I do…..better than the doctors do. They set the due date for July 17, but Ria is thinking early July….if that long. So, I go into a mode where I’m processing 1,000 thoughts a second, trying to mentally prepare myself for what is to come. I thought I would share with you some of those thoughts:
- I wonder if my iPhone will work in the hospital….I’d really like to broadcast this via Qik.
- Make sure camera and camcorder are easily accessible.
- Wow, this is gonna make a nice blog post.
- No sex til September….(I know….maybe TMI….but hey, my thoughts, my blog
) - Make sure I got this math right….It’s June now and no sex….let’s say she goes til July 10th…no sex…..supposed to wait 6 weeks, which in RIAnese is more like 8 weeks…..Yeah, no sex til September.
- Wow, that sucks!
- Enough about SEX, uhhhhh I need to practice NOT SLEEPING.
- Oh, I am practicing not sleeping, laying here thinking.
- Ok, FOCUS Toby!
- Gabe’s labor was 36 hours, but there was no rush to the hospital….Chaya was scheduled to be induced…..What if I have to RUSH???
- At least she’ll be able to relax in a nice roomy VAN!!
- Or maybe I can put her in the back row of seats so that her screaming, “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” won’t be quite as loud.
- I wonder if we have any duct tape?? SCRATCH THAT…that’s just mean!
- Ok, why ya stressin boy?! You’ve done this a few times….Your part is EASY! Roll over ya MORON and give her a massage.
Ok, I fell asleep at that point…..it was a nice thought though! It’s the thought that counts, right?
Do ya have kids? Do ya remember “THE DAY”. Did ya do anything STRANGE in preparation?
Tell me about it!
Buzz it!
, from my King….
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